Women... WHY WOMEN?

Women...

I don't get women... I DON'T.

As they say... What man REALLY understands a woman's heart? If we DID things would be much easier... but, damn them, we can't live without them either.

Sarcastic Ashley is literally boucing with joy. I think she doesn't realize it's SO NOT LIKE HER, it's as if she's drunk. SHE came to my house and hugged me, said something about 'now I can rule the world', then left. I just stared at her as she disappeared through a shadow, forgetting that two of my employees were in the room accompanying me. That was BEAUTIFUl. They started screaming about how my sister was a monster, to which I replied "you have no idea". I eventually wiped their memories clean of such events... when I caught them.

Lucy is... HOLY SHIT, SENTIMENTAL. She just keeps touching her stomach and smiling to the air. In fact, she's taking a custom of calling me every 10 seconds to ask me a different name for her child. BTW, it's a girl. Why would *I* know the most correct name for a WOMAN. Who REALLY minds the girl's name, the important thing is... okay... why ME? OH wait.

10... 9...8 .... 7 .... 6.... 5....4 ....3... 2...1....

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"ERIC!! DARLING!! Which name do you think is better? Juliette Carolina or Dianne Gabrielle?"

"I-- Lucille, I have---"

"You're RIGHT! THEY'RE BOTH WRONG! Thank you! Call you later!"

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Good God...

Then we've got Veronique. I REALLY REALLY want to get her something beautiful. Mother's day is coming up, and I think every woman should receive something. Hey, after all, every woman is a mother. Not every woman has a child, but they're ever so maternal. I have to go to my mother's grave that day and leave her some flowers.

I think I know what I'm going to give her. I'm glad she can't read this, cause i've been giving it quite some thought and I want it to be very special, something only I could do for her. Veronique's element is 'ice'. There's this cave I found in one of my various trips through the world. It's all made of ice and crystals. In the night, it iluminates as if the stars were reflecting in every different surface. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take her there. To that place.. I KNOW she'll be happy about that.

And... Richard isn't a woman, but I might as well take some lines and talk about him. XD
He's happy now that he's going to be an uncle. Oh! I never mentioned anything about HIS family. Richard is married to Vero's cousin, Emily. They have a 5 year old child named Kenneth. I think he was moody because Emily wasn't giving him any XD HAHAH! Naaah... that woman is cool... I don't really know why he was moody.

Leonardo fucking Delton is going to die. If he calls me one more time to brag about how 'beautiful' and 'strong' his son is, I'm going to KILL him. First, how can the 'bloody' kid be STRONG to start with, he's MONTHS old.

AS I was saying, DAMN woman. They're so fucking important in our lives.

You know what? This is going to be one of the strangest things you'll hear from MY mouth.

Damn it, I'm jealous. I H-A-T-E Leo. I want a family of my own. I want a kid that's STRONG too. ME... wanting eternal compromise? ...........But yeah. I kinda do.

WOMENNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!