The World According to Me

I'm into a large variety of flavors lately. They're telling me "enjoy youth", "get to know yourself", "play around", "High school, I learned everything I know about sex in High School!"

I think these people are right. You have to enjoy a bit of coffee, but enjoy the milk as well! I'm friend to all, hopefully holding as few grudges as possible. WHY even bother being angry?

If you feel disappointed and lacking in love... (not that it's happened to me)
... TAKE A CHILL PILL AND CHILL

If life hits you where it hurts and you're being swallowed by your own darknes...
... TAKE A CHILL PILL AND CHILL

If people bug you or annoy you...
... TAKE A CHILL PILL AND CHILL

BECAUSE, there's no better thing than just living life for the heck of it and being happy. I, for once, take my jet, play some soccer, fuck around, and I live peacefully. I have no ambitions (well except becoming the CEO of Delton Industries when I graduate college). I'm an easily satisfied man with many appetites to fullfill.

Anyways. I'm currently surrounded by a lot of people, who are very dear to me (most of them). However, I have no time to describe them, so I'll just write a sentence about each. :D

1. Richard: A royal pain. xD

2. Katzereine: The beautiful, sexy, smart, hot, enchanting, siren.

3. Caterina: The wildest cat I'll ever meet; watch out with those claws kitty.

4. Veronique: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (there there precious, don't get too mad)

5. Kyle: THE LIGHTS ARE OUT, KYLE, SMILE! (I love you man, jk jk)

6. Nathan: High Tide. (wheeeee)

7. Marie: "I'll bake the greatest muffins! LEO, hand me your eggs!"

8. Leo: Egg donor XD HAHAHAHA

9. Rink: <--- french (self-explained)

10. Ashley: "OH! LOOK! BANANA!" <-- (we know she likes it french-styled XD HAHA)

11. Giovanni: "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"

12. Michelangelo: "I don't want the world to see me, cause I don't think that they'd understand" (and WE don't, dude)

13. Julian: Puppymaster (WUFF! xD HAHAHA)

14. Lucille: Blood-related

15. Carol: (I'm sorry, baby, that you're the last but I'll make it good) *takes deep breath* Theeeee sexy, carrot-topped, intelligent-babe, blue-eyed, mamaaaaa.

If I'm fogetting someone, it's not that you're not important, it's just that I'm not thinking about you right now. And if you feel offended by this post....

... TAKE A CHILL PILL AND CHILLLLLL!